Once there was a winsome lass who lived an ordinary life. She worked, went to school, shopped for clothes, experimented with new makeup, and tried to get along with her boyfriend.
She loved fine restaurants and excellent food. Winsome Lass learned a bit about what kind of stuff goes into American food and she was mortified and nearly died of shock.
Winsome Lass recovered, kept on her merry eating way, and became fat.
She learned about the wily ways of agri-business, lobbyists, and the food industries, and something changed.
Winsome Lass got mad.